Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Did You Beat Up My Dad?

Sunday, October 30, 2005
Did You Beat Up My Dad?

My Dad has some crazy scar in the middle of his monobrow like some kinda Charlie Manson X, like some stuff I read in the bible about men with scarred foreheads, but I forget what that's about; righteousness, I presume.

He also has a deep wired weird purple and red and blue scar on his waist. It looks like a homemade tattoo. Yes, I've been teasing him.

He got them, apparently, from running after some Bush. Ah, no, sorry running through bushes after that crazy cigarette eating dog Alfie.

Now I have decided to give up smoking, tomorrow; gum, because dog saliva is certainly no kind of elixir. Something new every day.

Goodnight.

3 comments:

Amber said...

Did you end up quitting smoking?

Rabbi Lars Shalom said...

for five days, i thought i had a ghost baby

Space Mountain Man said...

You can't smoke on this space mountain, literally, impossible to smoke in space.