Wednesday 15 October 2008

Sunday, January 08, 2006

I STOLE SOME M&M PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!

YES HILARIOUS!!

I WAS UPSET, I 'GLASGOW-KISSED' THE CHOCOLATE SECTION WHILST WAITING IN A QUEUE BEHIND A VERY POLITE MAN AND A DISCUSSION ABOUT 'WHAT SPORT ARE YOU WATCHING ON T.V?' ENGLAND???' AS I WAS CONTEMPLATING BUYING M&M'S I THOUGHT, 'OH, ARE ENGLAND PLAYING A FOOTIE MATCH??' AND WAS GOING TO ENQUIRE...BECAUSE THE ONLY FOOTBALL TEAM I SUPPORT IS ENGLAND (AND CELTIC WHEN THEY ARE PLAYING, AND SCOTLAND TOO, AND SOMETIME AGO CHILE BECAUSE OF THE HIGH SKILL OF THE PLAYERS, AND DURING THE WORLD CUP I WOULD SUPPORT THOSE GOOD-LOOKING (OF THE MAJORITY) TEAMS, SOUTH AMERICAN TEAMS ARE VERY SKILLED PLAYERS...BUT MISTAKENLY WALKED OUT AFTER PAYING FOR CIGARETTES, WITH A PACKET OF M&M'S IN MY HAND, WHICH WAS IN MY POCKET...

WONDERFUL

WILL PAY BACK PRICE OF M&M'S NEXT TIME I GO TO THAT SHOP, UNDERSTANDING GENTLEMAN SIR...

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